I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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