YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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