i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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