I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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