I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just forgot I was standing up.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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