U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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