So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Define "chronic" masturbator.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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