He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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