yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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