You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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