This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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