I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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