i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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