My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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