ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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