i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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