White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
