scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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