i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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