when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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