We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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