I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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