just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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