Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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