there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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