Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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