a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Even my vagina gasped.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
