I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
