Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Randomize
