So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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