You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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