Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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