Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
So many bounce houses so little time
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
