The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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