I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Randomize
