My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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