Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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