i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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