Sponge bath it is.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just threw up on my dentist
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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