There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
why do cheetos always look like penises
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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