Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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