i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
