you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
You need Xanax blowdarts
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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