his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You need a sexual gate keeper
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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