it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
We need to get me chipped asap
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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