I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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