I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
how does that bad decision feel?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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