Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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