let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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