I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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