A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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