Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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