I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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