when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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