She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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