does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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