Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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