Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
